My funny friend and my stupid friend

my friend has never failed to see the bright side of things, hes not that great with the ladies but he could make almost anyone laugh, somthing seruious happened to one of my friends involving fraud, he couldnt help himself making puns like "you can bank on me!" , "you can Account on us not to tell anyone", "Don't wory you'll be fined"or "This will al blow over..draft"... terrible puns i know, but when the person there aimed at potentially faces prison.. fucking funny! ...ahh im a cunt.